"Marisa!" The shikaisen breezed in through the window of the witch's house, not really bothering with the door or to see if the girl was taking visitors. "I have come to take stock of thy hermit training progress! Have thee the time to humor me?"
"Oh my gods do you people e’en know how ta knock!?" You’re not any different, Marisa.
"Ah! Master Futo!" Marisa took a more proud and confident stance, opposed to the display of shock she had given just a second ago. "Certainly, I’ll humor thee all thee wants ta be humored all thee long."
"Uwah!? You’re cold fairy!"
"Pretty sure a kid yer age shouldn't be callin' folks bastards. Call 'em lil' shits instead. It applies to them better." Tenshi, no!
"Lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits lil’ shits!…"
And the thing with the board game?
"Those other kidsh were cheatin’. Cheatin’ lil’ bastardseses I tells ya!"
And how did everything go boom?
"Well I was jus’ showin’ off my collection of po shuns that I made wif my chem… chem… chem oh shtree set. Then the other kids made fun of how I talk sho I threw it at ‘em then everything wuzsh on fire!"
"Hey there young Marisa. How would you react if you found out that your head will become blonde when you grow up?"
"Blonde ya say? Maybe I’d give it a shot…"
So young Marisa, did you enjoy your first and only day of school?
"My favouritest part was when everything went boom!"
When you came to Makai with Mima, how long was the queue to reach Shinki?
"Hmm… I dunno. It felt like we ‘ad ta wait f’r minutes. E’en dealin’ with her busy-body maid b’fore we finally got to the god-mama boss lady."
Do Cup Noodles count as Japanese food?
"Ya damn right they do!"